Let us now praise with tears and lamentation
Peru, the server, from the Bush administration.
Her hardware’s too old to weather an upgrade
So now she succumbs to the frailties of old age.
She once hosted FileMaker where her legacy remains
In the form of a ‘Home’ file I’ve taken great pains
To remove from each of our unit’s devices.
Fear not if I missed you, there’s no cause for crisis.
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