I sing the necessity of Program and Track
IDs of Instructor-Leds and why they are lack-
ing. See the attached and notice they’re empty
which causes a headache for those who’re attempting
to register students for what they’ll be learnin’
when they leave for Germany for “Film in Berlin”.
So please take a moment to enter those numbers
and let me know what it is that encumbers
your entering those values as soon as you know ’em
or else you’ll be getting a nastier poem.
My hardware is old,
my software outdated,
and so I’ve been told
retirement is fated.
March Two I go cold
but don’t be frustrated.
Come Monday, behold!
A new server is slated.
Faster threefold
as some estimated,
she will take hold
of apps we created.
So now you’re foretold
an outage is dated.
As of noon, please withhold,
things server-related.
Let us now praise with tears and lamentation
Peru, the server, from the Bush administration.
Her hardware’s too old to weather an upgrade
So now she succumbs to the frailties of old age.
She once hosted FileMaker where her legacy remains
In the form of a ‘Home’ file I’ve taken great pains
To remove from each of our unit’s devices.
Fear not if I missed you, there’s no cause for crisis.
Can’t launch a database? It’s easy to fix
Remotely, in seconds, with just a few clicks.
