My hardware is old,
my software outdated,
and so I’ve been told
retirement is fated.
March Two I go cold
but don’t be frustrated.
Come Monday, behold!
A new server is slated.
Faster threefold
as some estimated,
she will take hold
of apps we created.
So now you’re foretold
an outage is dated.
As of noon, please withhold,
things server-related.